3/23 - The Alienist wonders what "pipe pigging" could be

We saw this on the side of a plumbing truck and were intrigued!

Alienist shouted, "Pig Pile!" I guess he really should say “Piglet Pile!”

2/02 - Professor Inkling and the bathing beauties

At my check up today, Professor Inkling was very interested in all the medical equipment. We wanted to take his blood pressure, but were afraid the cuff would completely squish him!

The Professor showed the bathing beauties a swim move he called “the octopus.” He kept saying “tentacles” instead of legs (“Now, use your tentacles to propel you…”), and the ladies laughed and laughed.

2/01 - Professor Inkling has an inkling this will be yummy

Professor Inkling (formerly known as Alienist) was indubitably impressed with this invertebrate’s intelligence.
Er – he thought the dandy downtown octopus was really smart!

Raj brought in a box of cupcakes for the team today.  I got the last red velvet one! And the Professor was right – it was delicious!  NOM!