Captain Matey (formerly known as Piratitude) was out exploring at lunchtime, when he was suddenly almost eaten by a giant chicken hat (she thought the Captain was a kernel of corn)!
Captain Matey thought quickly, and used his telescope to prop the chicken’s beak open while he made his escape. When the chicken shook her head, the telescope went flying, and Captain was able to retrieve it. Phew!
David gave me a book about a girl that roller skates, but look who’s on the cover… It’s Captain Matey’s evil twin, pretending to be an innocent village fruit vendor!
Captain Matey drew his sword and said, “Step away from the cart, you imposter!” And he took Captain Hatey right to jail. How do ya like them apples?
Captain Matey thought quickly, and used his telescope to prop the chicken’s beak open while he made his escape. When the chicken shook her head, the telescope went flying, and Captain was able to retrieve it. Phew!
Captain Matey drew his sword and said, “Step away from the cart, you imposter!” And he took Captain Hatey right to jail. How do ya like them apples?
