3/07 - Alienist is the bow tie on this monkey suit

That’s not just a suit – it’s the full monkey!

Alienist was called to time travel.  He took this picture of him trying to phone home.

3/06 - Alienist gets into a staring contest with a girl on the bus

It wasn’t really a fair contest.  I don’t think he has eyelids!

Alienist thinks this plant is his mom.  I can see a family resemblance…  can you?

3/05 - Alienist goes cloud sailing

He wanted to tell this bird all about cloud technology, but the bird squawked and flew away in surprise.  As if he’d never seen a cloud-flying alien before.  Sheesh.

Alienist says, "I am not a moustache!" He also didn’t like being a pince-nez.  But who would?

Also, who would take their shoes off and ride all the way into the city in their sock feet?  This guy.  It's not like he didn't have shoes -- they were right there under his seat!

3/04 - Alienist takes a ride on the Pony Express

Jenifer and I found some history during our lunch walk.  These signs show the spot where the Pony Express first came to San Francisco.

http://www.noehill.com/sf/landmarks/cal0696.asp

Wow:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pony_Express

3/23 - The Alienist wonders what "pipe pigging" could be

We saw this on the side of a plumbing truck and were intrigued!

Alienist shouted, "Pig Pile!" I guess he really should say “Piglet Pile!”

2/02 - Professor Inkling and the bathing beauties

At my check up today, Professor Inkling was very interested in all the medical equipment. We wanted to take his blood pressure, but were afraid the cuff would completely squish him!

The Professor showed the bathing beauties a swim move he called “the octopus.” He kept saying “tentacles” instead of legs (“Now, use your tentacles to propel you…”), and the ladies laughed and laughed.

2/01 - Professor Inkling has an inkling this will be yummy

Professor Inkling (formerly known as Alienist) was indubitably impressed with this invertebrate’s intelligence.
Er – he thought the dandy downtown octopus was really smart!

Raj brought in a box of cupcakes for the team today.  I got the last red velvet one! And the Professor was right – it was delicious!  NOM!

4/18 - Space Guy finds the number of yesterday. And a puddle.

We found this number by the motorcycle parking.  Space Guy* wanted to go for a ride, but he couldn't reach the pedals -- or the handlebars!

Later, he visited the Planet of Giant Food.  "They have broccoli here that's as big as a tree!  And pita bread as big as a car!"

* Not sure what Space Guy's real name is, but he comes from the Fisher Price Imaginext Space Shuttle.  So does Alienist.

1/10 - Ahoy, matey! You've got an alien on yer head!

... or is that some new kind of pirate fashion you're rocking?  Yar!  Blorp!

Alienist says "Brrrrrr!"  It's cold out there!!