Every day, my 12th grade twins give me a toy to bring to work. I send home pictures of how the toy is "helping" me, and then save them to this blog. (OK, obviously, we are not really doing this anymore. Teenagers, amiright?) It definitely makes work more fun. For me -- I can't speak for the poor toy. Please do not use any of my images or writing without contacting me for permission.
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Thursday, March 28, 2013
3/26 - Miss Kitty and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Tuesday was a Tuesday in name only. Otherwise, it was beyond a Monday. I've blocked most events from memory, but forgetting to take my phone to work stands out, as does losing an earring and discovering I'd been walking around with one big earring like an 80's throwback. I also recall fleeing to Mr. Vending for a chocolate refuge, only to find him wearing a big "OUT OF ORDER" sign.
As they say, It Happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUElqcOupAc. Even in Australia.
As they say, It Happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUElqcOupAc. Even in Australia.
Monday, March 25, 2013
Thursday, March 21, 2013
3/21 - Max and Ferdinand learn about the six degrees of Star Wars
Look what our friends found for Lil' Guy! A lovely diagram of how everyone in Star Wars is connected to each other.
Although it tends to raise more questions than it answers. Like just what kind of relationship is "other" anyway? And why so many significant battles? Can't we all just get along? What is wrong with this family? Sheesh.
Although it tends to raise more questions than it answers. Like just what kind of relationship is "other" anyway? And why so many significant battles? Can't we all just get along? What is wrong with this family? Sheesh.
Monday, March 18, 2013
3/17 - Weekend fun: Rainbow and Shamrock edition
We made it to the parade! The kids rode their scooters in the junior auxiliary brigade, and I skated with my b*tches. It was awesome. Then we went home and collapsed.
Sunday, we made rainbow pasta!
The pot of gold? My little leprechauns. Awww.
Sunday, we made rainbow pasta!
The pot of gold? My little leprechauns. Awww.
Friday, March 15, 2013
Thursday, March 14, 2013
3/14 - Army Guy sicks it up
So, sick sucks, yo. I'd been wanting to catch up on my sleep, but not by being felled like a tree. A gooey, sniffling, tree. There's not much for toys to do on a sick day, unfortunately.
Here's an outtake from yesterday, where Army Guy was the third wheel in this dance.
And here is a picture of the baby pepper seeds we planted the other weekend. If we get some baby peppers of our own, Lil' Guy will be very happy.
Now, go on. Nothing more to see here. Achoo!
Here's an outtake from yesterday, where Army Guy was the third wheel in this dance.
And here is a picture of the baby pepper seeds we planted the other weekend. If we get some baby peppers of our own, Lil' Guy will be very happy.
Now, go on. Nothing more to see here. Achoo!
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Tuesday, March 12, 2013
3/12 - Army Guy looks for primary colors
He found BLUE (a fresh coat, even) on this fire hydrant.
Then he tried to put out this YELLOW fire.
We meant to look for RED, but then thought my alleged sinus issue from this morning might be a cold, so we decided to rest instead. (I am not getting sick. I am not getting sick. I am not getting sick.)
Then he tried to put out this YELLOW fire.
We meant to look for RED, but then thought my alleged sinus issue from this morning might be a cold, so we decided to rest instead. (I am not getting sick. I am not getting sick. I am not getting sick.)
3/11 - Army Guy pets a catfish
Or is it a cat with fish whiskers? A walrus? A tiger in a Halloween costume?
Here, Army Guy scanned the flower stand. The way these daisies were arranged in color-coded order pleased him very much. Army Guy likes it tidy.
And then, we had dinner with Dana! We haven't seen her since high school! Doesn't she look good? She likes to take pictures with her friend Kermit, but forgot to bring him to the restaurant! Argh!
Here, Army Guy scanned the flower stand. The way these daisies were arranged in color-coded order pleased him very much. Army Guy likes it tidy.
And then, we had dinner with Dana! We haven't seen her since high school! Doesn't she look good? She likes to take pictures with her friend Kermit, but forgot to bring him to the restaurant! Argh!
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
3/05 - Alienist goes cloud sailing
He wanted to tell this bird all about cloud technology, but the bird squawked and flew away in surprise. As if he’d never seen a cloud-flying alien before. Sheesh.
Alienist says, "I am not a moustache!" He also didn’t like being a pince-nez. But who would?
Also, who would take their shoes off and ride all the way into the city in their sock feet? This guy. It's not like he didn't have shoes -- they were right there under his seat!
Alienist says, "I am not a moustache!" He also didn’t like being a pince-nez. But who would?
Also, who would take their shoes off and ride all the way into the city in their sock feet? This guy. It's not like he didn't have shoes -- they were right there under his seat!
Monday, March 4, 2013
3/04 - Alienist takes a ride on the Pony Express
Jenifer and I found some history during our lunch walk. These signs show the spot where the Pony Express first came to San Francisco.
http://www.noehill.com/sf/landmarks/cal0696.asp
Wow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pony_Express
http://www.noehill.com/sf/landmarks/cal0696.asp
Wow: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pony_Express